I have had several geese charge me - this is a poor approximation. I was quite young and the geese were acclimated to humans, more importantly, they knew how tasty the french fries and clam strips we carried were. I never had a chance, nor will I ever forget. Honking with a bestial hunger, the savage geese charged! Pursing me across the fried clam shop’s parking lot, my mother could only cackle as she scrambled for the camera.